A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.

Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.

An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Not a slut by any means but does like to have a good time. Always ready to party and her phone is always ringing. She will even fly to another state for a house party. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.

An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.

Lisa's are the most smart, beautiful, caring, trustworthy people in the world.
They are usually short and their favorite sport is basketball.They love to draw, dance and act.
They also have a weird sense of humor and a laugh that sounds like a hyena laughing.They have a beautiful smile
that can light up the room and also give good advice.She will always find a way to make you laugh when your feeling sad and kinda just a little bit careless.If you are friends with a Lisa hold on tight to her and don't let her go.

she kinda has a bad temper so don't mess with her feelings

Lisa is the best girl ever. She is wifey material. She also can be very annoying to everyone but all she actually wants attention. She is very swag and she hot like Marc Rebillet (celebrity) She is really in love with that man too. She has a great heart and she loves everyone. She also has a FIRE fit. EVERYONE LOVES HER FITS. She is not that boujee but she does have money. She also has a thing for boys. She always chooses boys that will never treat her right. Thats why she can be very distant and make weird innapropriate jokes. At the end of the day, Lisa is a amazing human being.

L = Logical
I = Intelligent
S = System
A = Administration

This individual only communicates through email, her existence is questionable, possibly a software system.