The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.
by The_Sunn May 19, 2017
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An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.
Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016
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A salty liquid that is produced by the lachrymal gland of the eye during the act of 'crying'.
Her eye liquor tasted salty from memory.
by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005
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