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A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Otis B. Driftwood December 31, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Hackenbush December 03, 2006
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runny shit , often elimnated in the toliet.
flu.
what not..
person : thanks for giving me liquid ass
by sammmm;' December 18, 2006
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A nasty liquid that forms/leaks/seaps out of the sphincter and spreads upon butt-crack (often after a bowel movement and/or anal sex) often giving and unclean, feel, sting, wetness and oder.

AKA: Ass Juice, Ass Leak
Jay's got Liquid Ass agian
by The Dark Raven July 10, 2008
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The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time
Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella
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by Andospumps November 25, 2020
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When someone has explosive uncontrollable diarrhoea that usually results in the person spoiling themselves without warning
Oh I got a real bad case of liquid ass after last night burrito. I couldn’t make it to the toilet so it was running down my leg and everything
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by A handlebar moustache July 05, 2020
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