Urban Dictionary: Lipstritican

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An individual who creates a fictional story about his friend sleep-talking about crazy things.

An example of a Lipstritican would be a friend who tells you you were sleep-talking about your mother having sex with your uncle on your grandmother's bed in a very long and elaborate rant, though this is obviously not true.

by lipstritician January 04, 2012

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Jul 25 Word of the Day

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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