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Young Argentinian super-talent, showed impressive play at the U-20 World Championships and continues to do so at FC Barcelona.

Often compared with Diego "hands in mi pocket" Maradona.

Man did u see the u-20 world cup, lionel messi took every award there was LOL!
by Alessandroooooooooo January 23, 2006
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A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.
C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!
by FDGBoxman December 22, 2011
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When lions perform oral and anal sex on each other, cum on each other, and have a lot of fun. Hence, the word Messi.
Damn, those two lions in the New York Zoo are having a Lionel Messi!!!
by Italia Marzioli November 06, 2016
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The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!
Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo

Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi
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by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 07, 2018
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an argentinian motherfucking midget that sucks at the beautiful game of soccer. He can scratch Cristiano Ronaldo's balls. Amen.
Real Madrid fan- Cristiano Ronaldo is the best!!!
Barca fan- that guy is gay messi is better.
Real Madrid fan- Why doesn't messi tell that to his face? oh wait he's a fucking midget. he can't reach him. and Lionel Messi is gay with Ibrahimovic
by REAL MADRID FC April 27, 2011
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