When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

The best Disney movie. Ever.

During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman's vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" (Intro to Lion King)

When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.

My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time

Cum on the woman’s stomach then take your thumb and make a half circle and say simba in a semi ominous tone