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(n.) An amazingly talented individual. One who is an ispiration to young adults. This Linsley is also very unique and has an outstanding sense of humor. Her personality runs wild, along with her creativity. As I had mentioned before, she is very talented.. to spring off of that, she is very strong in subjects such as language arts and choreography, therefore it is normal to see her in the yearbook staff and the schools cheerleading team. She is very kind and never careless. Her beauty shines brighter than the morning sun. You should meet one in your lifetime, because if you haven't already, you're missing out. And remember- the things that are least common to find are the thing we treasure the most in life.
Dude 1: "Wow, that Linsley is everything I had imagined her to be."
Dude 2: "and more.. so, keep her. It's not common to find one."
Dude 1: "You bet your ass i'm keeping her. I'm going to marry her one day!"
by LinsleyRachelle May 08, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Linsley is amazingly retarded, she loves cartoons. Skinny and short with black/brown hair. She is extremely anxious and stupid. But everyone loves her
1: is that linsley?
2: yeah, that whore
by FluffyChan October 12, 2019
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Linsley is amazingly retarded, black hair, and is really antisocial. She is rude and overthinks alot. Linsley is short and skinny.
Guy 1: Is that Linsley?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's weird as hell
by FluffyChan October 12, 2019
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