Borrowing from the first and last words of the bands "Linkin Park" and "Nickelback;" "Linkinback" is a genre of music which includes any musical group or song that is obvious and obnoxious in its apparent lack of talent and artistic creativity but instead excels in it's incompetence and ineptitude to produce music that is of good taste or has the capacity to exhibit any intelligence. A genre that un-does the contributions of bands that were good and not filled with immature, no-talent men that better resemble pubescent boys lamenting about everyday emotions. "Linkinback" bands usually holds within its fabric a penchant or in extreme cases the incessant need to create songs that revolve around a single word yelled by the supposed singer in an attempt to stir an emotion or constructed frame within the psyche of the unfortunate soul listening. Any band or song that, if given the opportunity, had the choice of being personified into a single period in history, would inevitably choose for itself an era rocked by pain, suffering, decay, obliteration of society, and regression of knowledge, education and understanding; an era better known as "The Dark Ages."

A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.