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Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
by earthlingalien January 26, 2019
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"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.
You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
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by rejoyce March 27, 2019
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That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.
Kid: β€œMom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: β€œNO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.
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The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.
Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.
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by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018
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Just accept it- that Ling Ling in your life is better than you. He/she will always be better- for he PRACTICES 40 HOURS A DAY. sorry bud, I guess it just isn't your thing.
Person 1- Ling Ling is my idol! (spoken to mom)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)
by i am an egg January 11, 2019
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Ling Ling in his true form is too powerful for our mortal minds. To put it simply, with just 1% of his power he can simultaneously play the violin at a level we cannot comprehend, study chemistry and maths, decipher ancient Inuit, re-write the laws of physics and be a better person than you.

Legend says that Ling Ling performed his own caesarian birth from the inside at age 0.
Why you only get 99.95 on VCE? Ling Ling mother tell me he get 100!
by The Anti-Chris March 13, 2019
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