The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
by DommyDomDom June 21, 2006
Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.
Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.
by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019