A fearless individual, usually with brown curly hair and olive skin, and very attractive. A Lindell is usually liked by a lot of people, and attracts a lot of girls. Lindells are also very caring and very sweet. They are loyal, and would never betray a friend/family member/girlfriend.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).