The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.

When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt

1) noun - A person who possesses a uncanny ablity to build with the Lincoln Log.