The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.
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A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
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This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
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The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.
Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.
Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?
I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?
I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
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