(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
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1. (Sports) to exercise in order to be limber and agile
2. to make yourself flexible
You gotta limber up
Means: you gotta get more agile :
by Nimsz January 09, 2010
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a guy who is always hard, but never gets any action!
That guy was such a "limber dick" at that party last week.
by Angelica & Brooke March 02, 2009
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A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
by MyBigToe January 04, 2011
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