Lil pump

The inventor of air as well as the second coming of jesus. Born in berlin in 1965, lil pump was a young child running from soviet troops since his early years. He shows his struggles through his song an example shows when in the lyrics "lil pump ooh, lil pump yah" he shows the struggle of his life as is emotions are being trained by the tyranny of his torture-filled life running from soviet spies and the KGB. After his entrance into harvard after the invention of air he then exclaimed "im sorry my friends, i must go and save the rap game for the good of the world". In conclusion lil pump is a true prophet and god

Bungo:HAIL PUMP
Moogis:YES BRUDDAH HAIL PUMP
Lil pump is the second coming of jesus

by Stoopid man January 18, 2018

Lil Pump

A hero that dropped out of Harvard to save the rap game

Lil Pump is the trapper of the century

by Crusty The Ass Pirate October 6, 2017

Lil pump

The most shit lil boi to exist

Guy 1: hey have you heard Lil pump's new song?

Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit

Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music

by Slippery_Anal December 23, 2017

Lil' Pump

A glorified pink mop that occasionally yells "ESSKEETIT!!!"

Yo, have u listened to Lil' Pump's new album yet?

by Ethan Valentin May 15, 2018

lil pump

an idiot human person who looks like an idiot human person who sings a song about thinking he is in a gang about a famous expensive brand of clothes that look just as good as a pair of Walmart shoes, even though the Walmart shoes last just as long or longer.

FANBOY: HEY DUD KAN U SING UR NEWEST SUNGH????

LIL PUMP: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

(tree hurs l8er)

FANBOY: WUW I LUV DAT SUNGH.

by ladomopMan260 February 25, 2018

Lil Pump

Lil Pump A Florida Based Rapper

Mixed With White And Black
No Street Cred Just likes to Shove Guns in his mouth and think hes cool.
Considers himself a rapper but he isnt he just has good beats and everything else is trash.
Glorified by xannyheads

Says Essskeettit cuz He dropped out of school and forgot how to say Lets Get It

Made friends with a good DJ and He got famous For no apparent reason Just saying D Rose and because he was featured in Dank Memes Alot

Lil Pump: The Want to be trapper/rapper is garbage because his music is not good just beats.

by IG: SmashOrMeme May 30, 2017

Lil Pump

A phrase to describe short-dick dudes who have a stroke game.

Yea, he had strokes, but he's still a Lil Pump.

by El Grande Supreme November 18, 2017