Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017
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Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
by Batwen July 12, 2019
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by Light Joker March 24, 2004
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The term is derived from an alternate epithet of an early California sideshow performer Oofty Goofty. The used of the epithet is a barely recognized example of the racial insensitivity that was prevalent at the time.
The term did not spread very far from it's home state.(The expression, Like The Wild Man of Borneo was probably used mostly in California.)
by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.
Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man
by insert a handle here UwU March 07, 2020
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