Either a hetero or homosexual experience where the anal adventurer pulls out with such force that he turns a pink sock into a shit stained brown one.
by Chris M. Thompson August 08, 2005
When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
by Toodles777 June 09, 2012
"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"
Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.
Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.
by JoTony July 09, 2014
To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner
Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml
Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml
by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016
Common term for FML. Fix My Lighthouse was mostly used In 2013, by Razzy and Via, the word spread on the internet and suddenly it was known to everyone on the interwebz, (mostly Steam)
"FML"
"What, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? I don't have enough knowledge for that, sorry"
"No stupid, I meant fuck my life"
"Oh, I thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse"
"What, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? I don't have enough knowledge for that, sorry"
"No stupid, I meant fuck my life"
"Oh, I thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse"
by MrRazz November 21, 2013
When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.
Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.
by Julloa7 January 16, 2018
by KM December 09, 2016

