Urban Dictionary: Lightbulb

lightbulb

Electric lamp consisting of a glass bulb containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated.

Geek One: What do you do in your free time?

Geek Two: Change lightbulbs!

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004

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lightbulb

a bald-headed white man

May I change seats with you sir? The lightbulb directly in front of me is blinding me.

by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006

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lightbulbs

i like lightbulbs. therefore i like homebase as they sell light bulbs. go to homebase!

The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.

The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.

What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.

by lora December 21, 2004

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light bulb

a turd that is skinny, but then gets really thick.

He launched a light buld into my neighbors mailbox.

by greenlm February 14, 2003

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Lightbulb

something you eat or shove up your ass. i do both.

person 1: hey can you pass me the lightbulb?
person 2: sure, what for.
person 1: i’m gonna shove it up my ass then eat it.
person 2: that’s cool man, care if i join you?
person 1: sure why not. grab you light bulb and let’s get started.