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Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 08, 2017
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Like the term man points, in which you 'get' points for doing something manly. (you dont actually get points that'd be gay)

But in this case it would be for doing something non loserish - self beneficial.

E.g.
Olly: Im going to stop smoking skunk whilst my exams are on, I should really get on some revision.

Danny: Life points! ++
by AnonymousMundy February 24, 2011
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