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THE BEST CARD GAME EVER!!!
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
by tteh king of lick em split November 10, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018