A girl who's the best catch around. Sexy, gorgeous, smart. A renaissance girl who is wanted by every guy.

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

a steriotypical male-around 40 years old, drives a red mini van, plays dungeons and dragons, and loves brew and chew. also is racist

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.