A Arizona Native American legend claims that anyone who drinks from the Hassayampa River can never tell the truth again. A Hassayampa American is a person of left origin, News media or politician, whom has apparently over drank from the Hassayampa River.
That Hassayampa Liberal news anchor is at it again, if her lips are moving she's lieing! That Hassayampa Liberal Congressman is trying to blame the economy on Trump again!
by PappaSierra October 16, 2021
Liberals, leftist, and democrats that are a shame and disgrace to Everyday Americans. They think they are good people but they're not, and God is going to send them to hell for having Him and His people and His ways.
by Everyday American December 02, 2020
A liberal who wears skinny jeans, has an undercut hairstyle, mountain bikes, loves photography, and frequents Starbucks....but is an avid gun collector.
Hey do you think Dave will want to go to the range today to shoot that new AR-15 he bought? No I think I saw that hybrid liberal hanging out at Starbucks with Jimmy, Don, and Frank. After that, he has to go get the chain tightened on his $5000 mountain bike.
by golfgl October 25, 2018
When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
The fictional hiding place used by liberals who refuse to admit they saw and actually believe deep down that there was massive cheating that went on during the 2020 election. Knowing full well that if the shoe was on the other foot, there would not be any stores or restaurants left standing in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Kenosha, Seattle...etc.
Pay no attention to the person behind the Liberal Curtain pulling the strings. There is nothing to see here.
If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.
If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.
by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020
A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
by dangnuggets November 21, 2016

