Born in Honalulu, Hawaii, Lez Behan was a waitress at a popular bar called "TICIT-B," also known as "There Is Cyanide In the Beer." On one fateful night, The View cast from three years ago arrived to become exceedingly drunk and eventually pummel each other with broken chair legs. Lez was the waitress for their table. She arrived with their orders, and when Rosie O'Donnell's eyes met Lez's, it was all over. From then on, she was known as a literal Lez Behan.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.