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Tatar bombshell, known all around the world as the coolest dico-dancing biotch, who gets drunk without a drop of alcohol and who will seduce you with her exotic dish washing dance moves!! Careful not to get swept away looking into her deep dark mysterious eyes. A single word from her golden lips will destroy your volition and make you submit to her ever-longing desire.
Guy 1: OMG, OMG OMGOMGOMG here she comes!
Guy 2: It's Leysan. I met her in the Amazonian rain forest three years ago.
Guy 1: Leysan is bitching but totally not a bitch!
Guy 2: Yea, she is so amazingly cool, and she knows like 5 languages... she's like an international woman of mystery - a female James Bond.
Guy 1: Yeah I'm so in love with her, but I don't think I have a chance at conquering her untamable heart.
**Leysan gracefully passes the two boys, blows a kiss, and disappears into the mist**
Guy 2: OMG, SHE IS SO HOT
Guy 1: Totally, dude!
by SiryjVovk March 15, 2009
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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