The most beautiful girl you will ever see. She might think she's ugly, but that's obviously not true. She is the most sweet, kind, and caring angel you will ever find. And if you do something to piss her off, she ain't afraid to tell your ass off.
She's the kind of girl to have a crush on tons of people, but isn't the kind to go around and date all the ones she can get. If you get to the point where she has feelings for you, you are the luckiest man/woman/person in the entire world. If you ever get a Lexy, you better treat her right and be careful with her, otherwise you'll get a broken nose in the end if you don't.
She's the kind of girl to have a crush on tons of people, but isn't the kind to go around and date all the ones she can get. If you get to the point where she has feelings for you, you are the luckiest man/woman/person in the entire world. If you ever get a Lexy, you better treat her right and be careful with her, otherwise you'll get a broken nose in the end if you don't.
Chris: Who's your girlfriend?
Jesse: Lexy, obviously.
Chris: Who the hell is that-
Jesse: *shows the cutest mother fookin picture of her*
Chris: Damn, she's mine now
Jesse: BICH YOU BETTER GET CHO UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE
Jesse: Lexy, obviously.
Chris: Who the hell is that-
Jesse: *shows the cutest mother fookin picture of her*
Chris: Damn, she's mine now
Jesse: BICH YOU BETTER GET CHO UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE
by oofafolese November 03, 2018
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
A loving fun girl who follows her dream. Lexy is fun and caring for those around her and highly obsessed with natural and learning new things about the world. A Lexy is very optimistic and never gives up on people and the stuff she believes in. Lexy would never cheat and is so heartful she would never even consider doing it. She also is very good at sports and has nice boobs
by Realfish123 November 30, 2018
Lexy is a loving, sweet, kind, and caring girl. She is always there for anyone. It doesn't matter if they were best friends or enemies, Makayla will be your shoulder to cry on. However, she is depressed. No one could imagine the things she has gone through. She fakes a smile daily and puts everyone before herself. She constantly gets told she is beautiful but she just doesn't believe it.
Hey, I’m Lexy and I am the one to go to make everything better but sometimes I need that type of person to.
by Unknown🤩 October 02, 2018
A fun girl who's really beautiful and good at sports she can be a pain but she can always make your day better she likes buckets and she'll never know why.
by Ket3121 February 14, 2015
99% of the time, a sexy girl, with an exotic look and an ass to die for. I have a lexy myself, and I encourage all other guys to get theirselves a lexy ;-)
Dude: Wanna come get drunk tonight?
Me: Naw man, Im gunna hang out with my lexy.
Dude: Youre so gunna get laid
Me: Totaly.
Me: Naw man, Im gunna hang out with my lexy.
Dude: Youre so gunna get laid
Me: Totaly.
by DrDoctor August 02, 2006
"Lexy" is the name of a girl who lives in the United States...
Who finds all these definitions of her name pretty funny.
Who finds all these definitions of her name pretty funny.
via giphy
by Lexy Lion March 07, 2017
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

