Shithole of a city that was once known for beautiful horse farms and still tries to perpetuate that myth. Most of these have now become strip malls and large box stores. Second largest city in a tobacco state has a prohibitive smoking ban which includes bars. Asshole city council full of illiterate liberal democrats which has also made it damn near impossible to even start a private club. USED to have a decent basketball team, but now even that sucks ass. If you're hard up enough to want to move to KY, try Louisville instead.
Yo dude ... can't even smoke in a bar in Lexington, Kentucky. Good place for ugly ass strip malls and crappy new subdivisions full of shitty houses with no yards.
by MDog221 July 17, 2006
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African American Pornstar, considered to have the largest Dong in the industry

Note: Videos showing Wangs that are about two feet long are fake! notice how the male never takes his hand off of the base of the shaft... Lex Steel has the largest real penis.
"I fucked lexington steel and my vagina hurt for a week his cock is so huge"
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Home of an ancient race of superbeings that, judging from the skeletons found in the area's ancient and mysterious Indian Mounds, were 7 to 8 feet tall. This race has connections to the Mayans and some believe were off-planet/human hybrids.

Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.

The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.
Buried ancient civilation underneath Lexington, KY
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Small shithole of a town located on the thumb of Michigan. What some town officials would like to call a "cultured northern resort village" is in fact a poor, soon to be ghetto town where the main attractions are smoking weed under the rocks at the town break-wall, and underage cigarette smoking. If you ever find yourself in town, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. This is not hard considering the entire town is only a mile in diameter.
Randy: "Hey Bill, you wanna go to Lexington today?"

Bill: "You mean, 'would you like to eat shit and die?' no thanks Randy"

"Lexington, MI. The worst place on planet Earth next to Cambodia.
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Lexington isn't just a place people love to visit, but also love to call home. Lexington carries some of the top schools in Massachusetts, and best athletic teams. The students of Lexington public schools are over achievers, in their academics and sports. Lexington receives some of the highest MCAS scores. Graduation percentage from LHS is 95% many of these students attend Ivy League colleges for their achievements. Lexington, Ma has some of the richest and most privileged kids near the Boston area. Most residents dress in the highest top brands, can go from as cheap as Abercrombie to Gucci or Chanel. It is full of preppy kids who enjoy life to the fullest.
Lexington is one of the most hyped up party towns in the state. Only Lexingtonians will know how to party hard on the weekends and still not fuck up in school. Lexington has the biggest and some of the most popular parties near the Boston area. There's almost a party every Friday and Saturday night, and some parties have high valued and expensive alcohol. The most popular nights in Lexington are Friday night games, there are over 2k people dressed in amazing spirit watching and cheering for the football team. Lexington always knows how to take a W for the town. Lexington is just a happy town.
Ps. If you do not call Lexington your home, you shouldn't be throwing shade at us, we are just the rare community where we manage to have fun and party, have GPAs higher than yours, and still dress like we're walking on a runaway.
Monica: Oh, I have a friend from Lexington!

Kid from Boston: Are you kidding me? Lexington kids are spoiled preps who play a million sports and buy only brand name things because they think anything else is beneath them. They party way too much, drink, and spend most of their time getting high.

Monica: Have you even been to Lexington, Ma or met someone from Lexington?

Kid from Boston: No...
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The process of shooting a load on every page of a book, magazine or catalog that has a picture of a guy. Mainly the load is directed to the pelvic region.
Good luck looking at the underwear section in the Sears catalog. Someone pulled a Lexington Brookier and now the pages are stuck together!
by Mikeandike1001 April 08, 2011
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