The best last name in history.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

1. a man usually over the age of 65 years old who pretends that he was in the military when he, in reality, was only a park ranger.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.

The name given to a douchebag or someone committing acts of douchebaggery

A Lewandowski is a dog turd that’s been pushed out, but is still connected to the dog’s anus by a hair.