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The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.
Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.
by Cow Utter May 03, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.
by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016
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