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Lespires are mythological or folkloric beings who exist by feeding on the life essence of straight women thus converting them to lesbianism.
Fuck look at that Lespire, she looks like she'd be good at tribbing
by J-Dogg123456789 February 17, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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