Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

Kelsey and grace had a strong lesbonance

I'd totally lesbone Avril Lavigne.
I'd lesbone Avril Lavigne until the cows returned to their usual place of residence.

did she really just kiss that chick? That’s so lesbonic.

Did you just smack my ass? That’s so lesbonic of you.