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Similar to being a transvestite or a poser, a Lesbianite is the product of a straight girl pretending to be a lesbian. This is usually temporary and last for one night but can sometimes be for an extended period of time, especially when she's whoring herself out for attention and/or money, drugs are also a possibility.
EX 1.) Did you hear about Gynette's vice of being a lesbianite? She totally whored herself out for more college money and beer last night at that drag party, what a slut.
EX 2.) Girl 1. "Dude, I totally need more drugs and I don't have any money."
Girl 2. "Hey, Lady. Lets become Lesbianites and make some hard cash tonight at the drag party."
Girl 1. "Yeah, LESBIANITES UNITE!"
EX 2.) Girl 1. "Dude, I totally need more drugs and I don't have any money."
Girl 2. "Hey, Lady. Lets become Lesbianites and make some hard cash tonight at the drag party."
Girl 1. "Yeah, LESBIANITES UNITE!"
by INVERTED PENTAGRAMS October 15, 2009
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009