An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
by yquinn October 11, 2007
A woman who loves or is sexually attracted to women. I read through other descriptions of lesbian and some people who made definitions on this word are just plain retarded.
1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/.
2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are.
3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole.
4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.
1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/.
2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are.
3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole.
4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.
1. Bitch: Ewwww look at that dyke. She's wayyy a bad lesbian. OMGSH.
Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick.
2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's.
Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses.
3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA.
Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick.
Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D
4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian*
Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*
Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick.
2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's.
Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses.
3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA.
Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick.
Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D
4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian*
Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*
by X.x I Will Bleed For You x.X July 21, 2006
A woman that is atracted emotionaly, and sexually to other women. The concept is the same no matter who you are atracted to. Romance, atration, sexual desire, the only difference is it is between two women.
Person #1: "I love you."
Person #2: "I love you."
Person #1: "I am so in love with you I want to jump in your bed with you right now."
Person #2: "I am waiting."
The concept is the same with or without implied genders; lesbian or not.
Person #2: "I love you."
Person #1: "I am so in love with you I want to jump in your bed with you right now."
Person #2: "I am waiting."
The concept is the same with or without implied genders; lesbian or not.
by Jax kitty March 11, 2006
A woman that is sexually attracted to other women
Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Boy: Hey there, you're a lesbian? Yeah I can so change that
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
by Spricket April 13, 2010
a female who feels she has strong feelings for other women sexually or romantically. There is no set "look" for a lesbian because they come in all shape and forms. Lesbians are of any "posse" any religions, any denomination because (yes) they are normal people. Just because a girl is dating another girl doesnt mean she is lesbian. She could be bisexual or even bi-curious so dont assume things because that makes us really mad. I suggest you not call a lesbian a "dyke" because we dont like that very much either. And (no) not all of us are whores who wish to please other men. We just go with what our hearts say.
Wanda came out of the closet about being a lesbian becase she is sexually and romantically attracted to my grandmother. :)
by julia bo bulia November 09, 2005
Females that are sexually and emotionally attracted to females and only females.
Lesbian (and being one) does not necessarily mean:
1) Rug muncher/carpet licker etc.
2) Being ugly.
3) Being desperate and not being able to get men.
4) A fifteen year old who thinks another girl is pretty.
5) Something that will make you popular if you claim to be it, you are who you are....
6) People with manly features.
7) A loser.
8) Someone to be descriminated.
9) Someone who is any different to hetrosexual person.
10) Someone who got drunk and kissed someone of the same sex.
Lesbian (and being one) does not necessarily mean:
1) Rug muncher/carpet licker etc.
2) Being ugly.
3) Being desperate and not being able to get men.
4) A fifteen year old who thinks another girl is pretty.
5) Something that will make you popular if you claim to be it, you are who you are....
6) People with manly features.
7) A loser.
8) Someone to be descriminated.
9) Someone who is any different to hetrosexual person.
10) Someone who got drunk and kissed someone of the same sex.
Jack: Everyone is a fucking lesbian these days, manly beasts.
Freddie: That is because it's now "cool" to be gay so everyone claims to be because they want attention and to be "different".
Freddie: That is because it's now "cool" to be gay so everyone claims to be because they want attention and to be "different".
by Xx Gemma xX August 04, 2005
Noun:
1. A homosexual woman.
2. A person who originates from and/or lives on the Mediterranean island of Lesbos.
Adjective:
1. Homosexual (in women), or relating to homosexuality in women.
2. Originating from and/or living on Lesbos, or relating to Lesbos.
1. A homosexual woman.
2. A person who originates from and/or lives on the Mediterranean island of Lesbos.
Adjective:
1. Homosexual (in women), or relating to homosexuality in women.
2. Originating from and/or living on Lesbos, or relating to Lesbos.
by Liberty5000 July 03, 2015