A community of women that are so obviously gays that they could come from another planet, planet lesbian, hence the term lesbianer.
by Finnen March 9, 2013
A female who is both emotionally and sexually attracted to other females. There are no sets of specific rules or requirements to being a lesbian, you do not have to wear boxer shorts, play football, or watch wrestling. You simply must have the capacity to be in love and sexually pleased by another female.
It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out.
And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera.
And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.
It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out.
And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera.
And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.
Stupid male: You're a dyke, eh? How 'bout I rip off those boxers of yours and teach what it is to really be ****ed.
Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog?
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Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her! Honest!
Lesbian: ...Pathetic.
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Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light!
Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?
Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog?
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Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her! Honest!
Lesbian: ...Pathetic.
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Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light!
Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?
by blacksummer_88 September 9, 2006
I am a lesbian
by anony mous 2021 April 10, 2017
A lesbian is a female who is sexually, emotionally, and romantically attracted to other females. Lesbians often know they are attracted to girls at a very early age but are scared or unaccepting of themselves until later in life when they "come out". Lesbians DO NOT hate dick, that is why we have "toys". Lesbians are simply not attracted to men. They still love, they still have sex, some are cute, some aren't. JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE. Lesbians are not found in porn. Being a lesbian does NOT mean that a girl has never had sex with a man, or that the man she did have sex with sucked. No guy will ever be able to "convert" a lesbian. Lesbians aren't man haters either.
I have checked out girls since i was 6 years old. I think some men are handsome but it is not physical attraction. I love girls, yes they can be bitches, but i wouldn't change them for the world. There is no way i will ever NOT be a lesbian.
by Another Lesbian September 15, 2008
A female who is attracted to other females emotionally and sexually. Period. You are not necessarily a lesbian if you have strong feelings of love for other women...do NOT get this confused. Also, if you're with a lesbian, you aren't necessarily a lesbian unless you too love (emotionally and sexually) other women. Lesbians are NOT necessarily man-hating, not ALWAYS feminists, and do NOT always have penis fear or envy. Stereotypes may describe lesbians as slutty girls who sleep with other women to get men in bed, but let's get the facts straight: lesbians = women who love women and want to be with them sexually ONLY. If you're a horny guy looking to get a woman-loving girl in bed, try the word bisexual or man-pleasing whore. :)
Linda: Do you love me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
by The Angry Lesbian October 22, 2005
Mystical Creatures. They ride in on unicorns usualy in groups of two. They are very rare. Most people say lesbians are not hot but the lesbians they speak of are of a different evil breed. They Ride in on flying monkeys(or motorcycles as modern people call them) to capture the Pure Hot lesbians to convert them to the ugly ones.
Bill: Look Tim a lesbian
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians
by UknoM3 May 2, 2007
Other spellings include: lezzie, lez
1. A woman that desires other women sexually. Not to be confused with bisexuality, when a woman finds both men and women sexually attractive.
2. Used in a derogatory way when a man believes women find him unattractive or undesirable. Stereotypically, men who have had a history of bad luck with the opposite sex will find out that their ex girlfriends later proved to be lesbians who hadn't come out of the closet.
1. A woman that desires other women sexually. Not to be confused with bisexuality, when a woman finds both men and women sexually attractive.
2. Used in a derogatory way when a man believes women find him unattractive or undesirable. Stereotypically, men who have had a history of bad luck with the opposite sex will find out that their ex girlfriends later proved to be lesbians who hadn't come out of the closet.
1. When Maria began talking about how she found other women attractive, and how she wanted to date/have sex with them, I realized she was a lesbian.
2. "Man, when I tried to hit on that girl she just glared at me--this bar is full of lesbians!"
1st Man: Did you hear about your ex? She's dating Maria now!
2nd Man: *sigh* What else would you expect? I just have no luck with girls.
2. "Man, when I tried to hit on that girl she just glared at me--this bar is full of lesbians!"
1st Man: Did you hear about your ex? She's dating Maria now!
2nd Man: *sigh* What else would you expect? I just have no luck with girls.
by Erica Stratton January 14, 2008