"Melody, I am so beyond sick of dudes. Let's be lifestyle lesbians and have the greatest life together."
by SaySay Pen September 9, 2017
A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020
They ruin my sex life
by โ๐๐พ๐๐ป๐พ๐โ November 6, 2019
by TheRealShep September 10, 2018
Lesbian centipeding the act of banging a chick while she eats out another chick while that chick eats out another one.
by Race track Ralph June 14, 2020
A lesbian who is fed up with dating and prefers the ease of using her sex toys to get her rocks off!
Jane was sick and tired of dating narcissists. Instead she found solice via her rampant rabbit.
Jane is happy to be a Duracell Lesbian.
Jane is happy to be a Duracell Lesbian.
by Calamity Kate September 18, 2023
by Weirdassbutt June 3, 2018