1. I'm going to send you up Lerwick without a paddle.

2. I'll be there in a minute, im just going to drop a log into the Lerwick.

3. OUCH! My Lerwick is bleeding!

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"