to creep around and hit on girls in the most awkward way possible. Also, if one lerches, he or she will drink protein shakes religiously and take creatine pills every day and wear lifting gloves to the gym.

a very tall person. someone so tall it is said they are lerching around.

Pronunciation: ler'ch
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse leoch; akin to Old English letich.
1 : the act of lurking while in the perched position; usually outside someones window or home looking in, or out depending on the object being lerched upon.

a white guy who acts tough to hide his weaknesses

The best thing to come out of Norway since...ever. His quirky and melodic songs can melt anyone's frosty dispositions.
(note: he says he's 22, but my guess is he has a fake ID...)

The most sexiest man in the whole wide world. I loves him.

To initiate discharge of complete brain malfunction without realization of any drawn chemical to bodily reactions. Lerching has a radiant chemical discharge of the brain's functional development and memory. Lerching causes mass confusion and temporary hysteria. Lerching is highly contagious. It's chemical imbalance alters the mind's functional processing.

Lerching is a moment defining sheer brain disfunction, often defined in embarrassing situations of double takes and memory recollection if any.

More than likely sources to find lerching would be in areas of sobriety lack. Drunk, stoned, tweaked,you name it.

Common wordings include: Lerch, lerching, the Lerch effect/Lerch syndrome, lerchinitis, lerchover, the lerch