Middle aged, newly single/divorced, feeling themselves again, uncovering their inner grown ass women, looking for guys to hook up with but They usually end up being idiots and douche bags. Leprechauning usually kicks in at phase 1 or 2 of being single again. If you’re lucky it won’t last long!

The African white Mmoatia which were captured by Krampus and sold to St. Nick as slaves. Once the Roman Empire emerged, the North Pole was conquered and the elves were freed. So grateful the elves felt indebted to the Romans and have ever since watched over and protected the Romans most valued object, Gold.

1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.

A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.

a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!

a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around

A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.

To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!