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An affliction in which the victim commits to multiple things simultaneously in an effort to please any and all parties, then failing to deliver results promised to one or more party.
She's got a bad case of Leonitis, man; she says she'll write that paper, go to his party, and meet you for that movie, but in the end she'll just take you to the party, and you'll just sit alone in the corner feeling like an asshole. I hope she gets an F on that paper. And dies.
by uevuerbfoiasuihfiueh November 08, 2007
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a disease that affects the feet making them grow abnormally large. Symptoms include being last boy, erratic dancing and disliking mayonnaise. Occasionally growths known as conor and billy will grow on shoulders. Treat with pineapple juice and dalkey.
by C. Rumpet August 20, 2007