Leon is a type of person who is great in bed, and will suck you off every morning
So Leon how was your sleep last night I hope your milk was delightedful
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When you go to sit on the toilet for a fart, just incase something solid (or liquid) passes at the same time
I’m just off to the loo for a Leon”
by sam butler May 19, 2020
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Leon is usually ginger, fat or really small. He is the god of all humanity and should be praised like jesus himself.

Usually very funny and always getting in trouble.

If you are friends with a Leon you are lucky.
'whos is that buff man'
'fucking hell you don't know Leon'? '
by Gxdu February 12, 2019
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Leon is the most muscular (in other dimensions ) chad, alpha male to exist.His presence alone was enough to scary Chuck Norris. Through his omni dimensional limbs ( 2 arms and 3 legs ;- ) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Queen Elizabeth ( The Immortal ) II creation. In fact he conceived her from one of his many omni dimensional reproductive systems. Leon the Great. Leon the Immortal. Leon the Deflowerer. These are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
Oh look, it is the alpha Leon. I hope he deflowers me.
by JohnDonXohn June 04, 2020
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A really stupid, but really cute boy who steals your heart within minutes. He makes sure you feel important and loved at all times, but will make you ugly laugh like an idiot. He'll call you cute to make you blush and then call you cute for blushing. Leon's the sweetest person you'll ever meet.
Oh my God, I'm so in love. Literally a BOY has stolen my heart. I swear to God, I'm gonna marry Leon.
by Reeeversethecurse April 19, 2020
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Leon also known as the alpha of all males.

We all know Leon is at the godly height of 14.5 feet tall, and can move at the speed of 200 meters per second.

Every women falls for him immediately. Legends say that if you get eye contact with him, your whole body gets paralyzed.
- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?

- It's the Leon. RUUUUUUUUUUUN
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by DAURORU October 02, 2019
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