Leo Neil (n): Leo Neil is the biggest jackass one will ever meet. He has no control over himself, especially the things he says. He has a crippling addiction to nicotine and sex. He's constantly talking shit about people and always on the prowl for another girl to sexualize. If you ever meet a Leo Neil, stay away, distance yourself, cut ties, do whatever you have to do to keep your space.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."