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A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
by Wood For Hire May 18, 2019
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