This is the most painful thing a person can experience.

Akin to being beaten with baseball bats while a triceratops, a rhino, and a unicorn use you as a punching bag.

It's the physical version of rick rolling, with 10x the pain and humiliation

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.