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1. A language of grammatically incorrect, misspelled words and run-on sentences.

2. A specified language that is only comprehended by acquaintances that are within an identified "inner-circle."

3. A native language with complexities that only the most astute nordies can decipher.
See a member of the inner circle to translate Lemus
by D_B.loc.k July 25, 2018
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The Moose.

Le = The word "the" in French
Mus = Similar pronounciation to the word "moose"
Lemus moose
by LeMooseLover July 14, 2009
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The original hater, the hate from which all other hate sprouts
Lemu is the Grandfather of all Haters
by The hate that hate created November 02, 2004
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When fungus grows in your ball hair
Doctor: you have Lemus
Person 1:what’s that?
Doctor: it’s when fungus grows in your ball haif
Person 1 : damn son
by Habugga nagugga December 22, 2019
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A species that is commonly known for its strange noises and attributes, belonging to that of the family of a Llama and an Emu as a result of an experimental breeding program.
Wow! I hear those Lemu's are pretty tough!
by S-Unit and B-Rad. September 06, 2008
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A word used when a series of bad events occurs in a short period of time.
This night is so lemu.
by Azurant February 08, 2019
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