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A village near Chicago. Nothing really to do here.
We went to the Lemon Tree because it is in Lemont.
by asdfgtu78hkjk April 27, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A word used to describe a town that has a lot of history but people don’t care and instead vape all day
Hey go subscribe to my YouTube RyTheKid793 before you become a Lemont yo
by NotMatthew HeheLolFam January 27, 2018
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A term used for an up and coming community that was once filled with poor, low class, white trash and is being taken over by nouveau riche wealthy ex-Chicagoans.
Remember the good ol' days before this fucking community became a lemont
by David Ricobene July 14, 2004
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A word used to describe something immensely boring.
Dude that place is so lemont i would rather get gang raped in prison.
by whoaimlemont April 03, 2011
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A small shitty town in Cook County, Illinois. Comprised of 90% Polish people and 10% Lithuanian people who can't assimilate at all and have extremely gay last names. 99% Trump supporters and the other 1% are minorities (actually just white girls). In the neighborhoods, you will usually find kids riding ATVs and shit on the pavement or kids vaping. Have been told we have some baddies although there is no evidence to support this claim. We suck at football and please get me out of here.
Mr. Lackiewicz: Hey sonny how you liking Lemont?
Timmy: FUCKING HELP ME YOU GAY ASS MAN THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LEAVE, I HAVE TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT NOW!
by Kevdawg___ September 07, 2020
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Town where everyone is stuck up and will back stab you to climb the social ladder. It is a great place to live if you have the right last name but please for the love of God don't move here. Absolutely awful place. There is nothing to do, and everyone just sits around thinking they are better than you. The kids in the town are just as bad as the adults as all they do is sit around and vape and wonder how the cancer got there.
Lemont: Where the only sit-down pizza place has a name like Gelsossomos and tastes like cardboard and ass.
by umfuckitup June 09, 2018
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