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The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.
by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018
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When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
by lazerst November 12, 2010
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