A fatal disease, generally contracted by spending lengthy amounts of time around the species douchebagicus lemmonus. incurable. symptoms include misanthropy, disdain for social conventions, disregard for religious beliefs, utter contempt for law enforcement, gleeful and excessive substance abuse, pyromania, public nudity, uncontrolled usage of the word fuck, and the desire to spread the affliction to as many others as possible.

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