Where you go to get a major in making money and minor in binge drinking.

6) False we drink every night. Sorry you didn't get a bid

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The #3 party school according to the Princeton Review. Lehigh also boasts the highest alcohol to student ratio of any university or college in the world.

An exceptional institution in Bethlehem, Pa dripping with tradition. The # 18 business school in the nation and the engineering program is tops as well. Most Lehigh business students graduate and get jobs for the big 4 accounting firms, making mad money.

The kids at LU are awesome. Everyone gets hammered and you can find a party every single day at school. Work hard- play hard is the mantra and we love getting hammered and peeing ourselves. Everyone is in Greek Life and The Hill is the place to go.

1) A Top ranked engineering college, also home to 15 Electron microscopes, there is no other place in the country that can boast that
2) #3 party school in the Nation, yet also the 32nd best academic university in the Nation (and on its way up)
3) best damn beirut players if the world
4) even if i do go to college off my father's coin, i am still getting two degrees for the price of one, so it balances out
5) school on the side of a mountain, which is the cause of the sexiness of all the ladies
6) im from chicago, how could i have New Jersey tags on my car?
7) one more thing, people who cant win a special olympics spelling bee dont have a mean ACT score of 29 and mean SAT score of 1300 so get off your high horse and stop whining about the fact that lehigh was too good for someone like you

A school students go to if they wanna get an amazing education, party all the time, and get a job that pays serious gwaps after college.

1) A Special Olympic Spelling Bee, eh? We can at least spell "waste" correctly.
2) Our engineering program is damn near the top.
3) Stereotype much?
4) Are you bitter for a reason? Or just because you're poor?
5) I rather enjoy being on Daddy's coin. There's nothing wrong with my father being able to pay for my education.