An extremely powerful, not exploding landmine, that has not been used in the military because it is considered inhuman. They are also household toys, and have ruined many peoples' days'.

A building brick.

Stepping on Lego reaches a level of pain only matched by childbirth and watching Dobby die

Those little bricks you cant stop STUBBING YOUR FUCKING TOE INTO!!!

Tiny objects of mass pain, suffering, and torture

Danish toys.

There are Legos in Denmark's hair. (If you understand this, I love you.)

Toys that hurt like hell to step on.

(noun)
The small plastic object seeking to destroy your foot, it will hide in any crevice necessary to complete its mission.