A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017
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A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.

If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.
John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?

Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?

John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $
by Abou Louci January 04, 2012
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Dutch Oven after having very spicy food.
I can usually get her to laugh at a Dutch Oven but last night after Thai food I trapped in a Lebanese Oxygen Tent until she almost puked.
by Glowdog July 30, 2015
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Used only by intellectuals, it transcends the plight of the plebians who believe LBTQ relatives are comedic, and replaces the phrase with a middle eastern country.
Your mom gay

Your dad lesbian

Your granny tr....
*Me, an intellectual*
Your dad lebanese
*Braincell-lacking plebians begin to burn and are purged in the depths of hell*
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
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In Australia Lebanese people are defined as human beings! People with the cultrual background of Lebanon.
They have a stereotype which is so racist. People should respect one another because there is good and bad everywhere :) peace
by Sarah December 22, 2003
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Tim: Let's head up to Vancouver and get that riot rocking right with some Lebanese 7-Ups!

Johnny: You are a racist.
by ThugLifer13WordYo June 27, 2011
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When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.
Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping
by Beeasy August 24, 2018
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