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A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.
"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"
by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018